Scream of Consciousness # 8

1. Family Outing: A gay time was had by all
2. Joe Cocker Spaniel: Rare breed of dog that has foreleg spasticity and an inability to bark high notes
3. Sand Bag: Especially unattractive harem member usually banished to the desert
4. Artiefacts: Debris associated with Howard Stern’s comedic sidekick, such as empty Jack Daniels bottles, pizza boxes, cup cake wrappers, race cards, etc
5. Lox Populi: New favorite at Katz’ Deli in NYC
6. Oddvark: a weird looking aardvark
7. Pyromania: burning desire
8. “You’ve got class”: A possible compliment, depending on the level implied
9. “High” School: Willie Nelson’s alma mater
10. Total Recall: gas conservation strategy for SUV’s
11. “Citizen Kane Mutiny”: The greatest movie of all time
12. Woodpecker: What got Pinnochio into more trouble than his nose
13. “More bang For Your Buck”: Bunny Ranch slogan
14. Sex Cymbals: potentially dangerous marital aid
15. Auntie Bellum: Auntie Mame’s pugilistic sister
16. Sponge Bob No Pants: A tipsy beloved children’s icon shocks his audience
17. Dinner tube: That roll of waist fat eventually acquired by immoderate eaters
18. Flying Wedgie: Dreaded football offensive formation thought to introduce traumatic hemorrhoids
19. Boulevard of the Concubines: Proposed new name for Remount Road in North Charleston included in the city’s Image Improvement Plan
20. “Members Only”: Name of a Greenwich Village male homosexual club
21. Yellow Stain National Park: Winter nickname for one of America’s natural wonders thought to be a reference to a lack of port-a-lets during the snow season
22. Personal hang time: Increases with age, eventually becomes permanent, cured ironically by rigor mortis
23. Internal Relations: Incest
24. White Trash House: 2012 and a victorious Sarah Palin moves into the presidential mansion
25. Dead Wood: place and reason Miss Kitty dumped Matt Dillon
26. “Blow the man down!”: gay pirate threat
27. Bejeweled: Opposite of castrated
28. Bulgarity” Bulgarian epithet
29. Think Tank Top: What Sarah Palin wore to the Heritage Foundation meeting
30. “Whoriffic”: Most frequently used adjective to describe Pam Anderson