Scream of Consciousness #7

#1 Imminent physician: Dr. Kervorkian
#2 Vanity Fair: Annual Hollywood event with one attraction, the House of Mirrors
#3 Periodic Table: Gynecological Flow Chart
#4 Massah Race: Jefferson Davis’ Dream
#5 A Man’s Man: Sean Connery or Elton John
#6 Conservative Values Stamps: W’s no longer redeemable capital
#7 “One for all and all for one:” Musketeers’ pre-three-way rallying cry
#8 Truss Fund: Mandatory health insurance for weight lifters
#9 Vlad the Inhaler: 14th century Rumanian Count noted for his Cocaine habit
#10“Heels over Head “ in love: Porn version of that emotion
#11 Lap Dance computer: Log on while getting off
#12 Murray, Queen of Skirts: Early Catskills circuit Jewish Trannssexual comic
#13 “Easy Rider:” Professional athletes’ nickname for Madonna
#14 “Erin Go Braless: What Erin do after a few Guinnesses
#15 Non-profit organization. Practically any US bank
#16 Immoral Support: Cheney helping Bush
#17 “Oral Fisher:” Amy’s prison name
#18 Cacaphony: Town in New Jersey noted for its horrendous traffic din
#19 Valley of the Doles: Indiana gated, geriatric community noted for its frighteningly botched facelifts and Viagra-crazed male residents
#20 “You’ve got class:” A possible compliment, depending on the level implied
#21 “I’m working for the American people:” Frequently used politician’s phrase that if given as an answer during a lie detector test always causes the machine to explode
#22 Rhetoricometer: Feared device used to measure the emptiness of political speeches
#23 “Plastered of Paris:” “City of Lights” drinking club
#24 Car pool Tunnel Syndrome: Unhealthy proclivity among some car pool drivers to drive through tunnels unnecessarily
#25 Odd Couple: Ghengis and Madelyn Kahn