Scream of Consciousness # 6

1. Eye ipecac: Opposite of eye candy
2. Womb mates: Twins
3. Mai Tai Chi: Alcohol-aided Eastern exercise
4. The Pursuit of Crappiness: Fox Network buzz phrase for fall 2008
5. Pre-enactors: Participants in a Neocon game who act out battles of planned future wars
6. Cornlessucopia: Food shortage affected Thanksgiving 2008 table decoration
7. “No Holes Barred”: Name of “Bunny Ranch’s newest competitor
8. Zip ah dee doo dah: What can happen to your doo dah, if you don’t watch what you’re doing
9. Same ( old ) sex marriage: What gays in California are about to find out the hard way
10. Rhinestone Cowboys: Retro description of the two main characters in “Broke Back Mountain”
11. Cargo pants: How Tommie Lee boastfully refers to all of his pants
12. Idiot Savant-savant= Bush
13. McAbel: McCain’s brother
14. “Yes, soon, partially”: Jeffrey Dahmer’s enigmatically prophetic reply to a jealous lover’s question, “What am I, chopped liver?”
15. “Out of these cold, dead hands…”: Reference to recently enacted compromise between gun control activists and the former leader of the NRA
16. Condi Rice: The only kind, so far, not affected by inflation
17. American idle: Somewhat homonymic reason for “American Idol”
18. Grilled Possum: West Virginia road kill specialty usually followed by ceremonial car wash.
19. Ben Stiller Hair Gel: Comedic actor’s hair care product not likely to sell to viewers of “Whatever Happened to Mary?”
20. :”As bad as Andrew Zimmern’s breath”: Foodie metaphor for a horrific culinary odor
21. “Fallopian Tube”: All OB-GYN network
22. “He’s a long drink of water”: Old definition: Description of a very tall man. New definition: Description of a man being water boarded ( hopefully, the user of the phrase )
23. Collide-oscope: “Jackass” invention that allows one to see an object a split second before it hits you in the face
24. Camilla Bowls: Queen Elizabeth’s specially designed food vessels used by both her corgis and her oldest daughter-in-law
25. Stud: Latently homoerotic male sports term
26. Vowel movement: Aproximately 25% of Vanna White’s job description
27. Moe-mentum: precipitator of Curly and Larry’s chronic headaches
28. “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can really piss me off”: the more realistic version of that aphorism
29. Serendipity doo dah: A 13 year old boy’s euphoric discovery of a secondary use for his doo dah
30. Arlen Spectre: Persistent NFL haunter
31. One of our greatest presidents, pants down!: You know.
32. Jerry Atrick: Secret Service code name for John McCain